Archive for September, 2009

I Found God at Whole Foods

Posted on Monday, September 21st, 2009 at 11:12 pm.

I always thought Heaven would have free parking. At times I considered whether or not it would be valet.

Ascending the steep incline in my foreign-made voiture to the promised lot in a congested city with limited parking, I joined an assemblage of luxury and hybrid cars, the latter having assigned spaces closer to the entrance, which I found in poor taste given the celestial locale. I guess even Heaven has a hierarchy.

After entering through the automatic doors, the air smelled of a mix of patchouli and affluence. I felt the need to genuflect.

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Too Crazy Not to Post

Posted on Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 at 11:02 am.

You’ve got to love the confusion about fascism, socialism, and communism as interchangeable around 6:05.

Cruise: Day 5 – Sitka

Posted on Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 at 4:08 pm.


Resuming pictures from my Alaskan cruise, now almost 3 months ago.  Day 5 of our cruise was our stop at Sitka.

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