Archive for February, 2009

Online Love in Haiku

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Posted on Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 at 10:40 pm.

Girls of match dot com:
Lascivious pics I sent,
Respond you did not.

I’ve winked. I’ve wooed. In the end I boohooed. Thirty emails have been sent, but only one response. The only interpretation is to take this personally. After a less than successful Valentine’s night in Wrigleyville–the highlight being a young woman passing out while talking (more like slurring) to me, I swore off the bar scene and decided to try the online harem that is Match.

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Something You've Never Seen Before

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Posted on Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 at 10:32 am.

In all my years of watching hockey, I have never seen this before. Dominic Moore of the Maple Leafs (and brother of tragic Av Steve Moore) gets a shorthanded breakaway after breaking his stick. You can’t handle the puck with your hands, and you can’t kick a puck into the net for a goal. What do you do?

And all I wanted was some KFC…

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Posted on Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 at 2:14 am.

This happened a while ago, but I figured it would be fun to post it now that the issue has been fully resolved.

tow

I was involved in a motor vehicle accident just over a month ago.  It’s okay, all the people that matter are fine and not hurt.

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New Sony Product

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Posted on Thursday, February 12th, 2009 at 11:50 pm.

Defense? What Defense?

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Posted on Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 at 4:29 pm.

Boron Moron

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Posted on Monday, February 9th, 2009 at 5:24 pm.

What I received in my Reader today:

http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/09/oops-make-that-four-forms-of-pure-boron/

Pretty cool, since the researcher mentioned is from Stony Brook University.

The clip on the page:

Stony Brook, science, and Conan. What a mix.

Apparently My Writing Won't Save the World

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Posted on Sunday, February 8th, 2009 at 10:38 am.

I was checking my emails this morning and received a message that someone commented on one of my blogs.

Pete, whoever that is, wrote on my Week One Report post:

Faggot.

Posted by Pete to Sleep Less. Drink More. at February 7, 2009 11:58 PM

Then, Pete had a stroke of genius:

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