Online Love in Haiku
Posted on Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 at 10:40 pm.Girls of match dot com:
Lascivious pics I sent,
Respond you did not.
I’ve winked. I’ve wooed. In the end I boohooed. Thirty emails have been sent, but only one response. The only interpretation is to take this personally. After a less than successful Valentine’s night in Wrigleyville–the highlight being a young woman passing out while talking (more like slurring) to me, I swore off the bar scene and decided to try the online harem that is Match.