Deerfield chose to erect this statue in honor of my conquest of the local nursery school. It’s fairly lifelike and accurate, though I got to say I don’t remember being naked. Here’s a picture (it is not just a picture of a wang as the name suggests):
*http://boners.com/grub/795762.html
I got a member at the club to get me a recommendation from the head of UIC’s anesthesiology faculty. It can only help, because lord knows my GPA needs some making up for.
I’m just about to file a lawsuit against my landlord. He hasn’t given us the security deposits back in over 2 months, so we are now entitled to double the deposits, which is awesome.
I got my mother a little drunk on wine the other day and she started loosening her tongue. Apparently my grandma had one of my uncles looked at by a clinician because he was “addicted to pornography.” He’s only a half-uncle of mine, but still, it looks like it runs in the family.