Kevin made me an author a few weeks ago (or maybe months by now) after we had a long philosophical discussion one day. I said I would write some posts in that spirit and hopefully spark a fun discussion, but instead, I am going to use my first post to showcase the glorious bounty of my first Black Friday.
I’ve recently upgraded WordPress…whether that has any change on the front end is unknown to me. I might change up the layout at some point in the future…maybe for a one year anniversary? Anyhow, I’ve added a lightbox feature, so try clicking on pictures…no more pop-ups.
More random pictures after the break.
Deerfield chose to erect this statue in honor of my conquest of the local nursery school. It’s fairly lifelike and accurate, though I got to say I don’t remember being naked. Here’s a picture (it is not just a picture of a wang as the name suggests):
I got a member at the club to get me a recommendation from the head of UIC’s anesthesiology faculty. It can only help, because lord knows my GPA needs some making up for.
I’m just about to file a lawsuit against my landlord. He hasn’t given us the security deposits back in over 2 months, so we are now entitled to double the deposits, which is awesome.
I got my mother a little drunk on wine the other day and she started loosening her tongue. Apparently my grandma had one of my uncles looked at by a clinician because he was “addicted to pornography.” He’s only a half-uncle of mine, but still, it looks like it runs in the family.
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