Archive for November, 2007

Black Friday

Posted on Sunday, November 25th, 2007 at 2:50 pm.

Kevin made me an author a few weeks ago (or maybe months by now) after we had a long philosophical discussion one day. I said I would write some posts in that spirit and hopefully spark a fun discussion, but instead, I am going to use my first post to showcase the glorious bounty of my first Black Friday.


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Posted on Monday, November 19th, 2007 at 2:29 am.

I’ve recently upgraded WordPress…whether that has any change on the front end is unknown to me. I might change up the layout at some point in the future…maybe for a one year anniversary? Anyhow, I’ve added a lightbox feature, so try clicking on pictures…no more pop-ups.


More random pictures after the break.

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Posted on Thursday, November 8th, 2007 at 2:30 pm.

Deerfield chose to erect this statue in honor of my conquest of the local nursery school. It’s fairly lifelike and accurate, though I got to say I don’t remember being naked. Here’s a picture (it is not just a picture of a wang as the name suggests):


I got a member at the club to get me a recommendation from the head of UIC’s anesthesiology faculty. It can only help, because lord knows my GPA needs some making up for.

I’m just about to file a lawsuit against my landlord. He hasn’t given us the security deposits back in over 2 months, so we are now entitled to double the deposits, which is awesome.

I got my mother a little drunk on wine the other day and she started loosening her tongue. Apparently my grandma had one of my uncles looked at by a clinician because he was “addicted to pornography.” He’s only a half-uncle of mine, but still, it looks like it runs in the family.