Archive for July, 2007

A bl*g about nothing

Posted on Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 at 3:14 pm.

The highest paid writer on this site

So I’ve been scouted to write for this site. I am pleased to announce that I am the highest paid writer. The other writers have been sending me hate mail and death threats but they cannot silence my prose. I’m Andrew and I went to Northwestern. While there I stole a degree in Radio/TV/Film. And by stole I mean mortgaged my future in the form of student loans. I am currently unemployed and searching for a high paying job with minimum responsibility/accountability.

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Posted on Saturday, July 21st, 2007 at 9:34 pm.

…up in this motherfucker. I wish I had Skeletor’s arms. For what he is, those are huge; one might say you could feed a family with those guns.

So, how is everyone enjoying *book 7? Is the ending as “fitting” and conclusive as CNN tells me it is?

Oh, and I guess this makes me a liar about not posting until I get to Madison.

The Obligatory Graduation Post

Posted on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 4:31 am.

My sincerest apologies on the lack of update. No, I have not entirely abandoned this project, and the constant nagging at the back of my mind has finally spurred me to write something (anything). I’ve been busy…”enjoying” summer. I say this because I am quite sure I am incapable of appreciating any sort of vacation that lasts more than one week. After that period, I am just filled with a feeling of anxiety and frustration that most likely comes from not having anything to complain about.

Here’s where I put a cool picture to entice you to continue reading after the cut:

I don’t know where my tassel is now.

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